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Deep Football Thoughts Week 17

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“THE TRIFECTA’S”

Hello Bleed Big Bluers and welcome the 1st annual Trifecta Awards. I got lucky at the track years ago and hit three Trifecta’s in a row…the nickname stuck, and calling the awards “The Trifecta’s“, sounds a lot cooler than calling them the “The Jimmies“…moving on. Before the last set of fantasy plays and picks vs. the spread, I’m giving out my season awards…”The Trifecta’s”.

This was initially supposed to be all about the Giants…but quite honestly, when I think about this season, no one on the Giants should get an award, a Pro Bowl spot, nothing. The only thing the Giants should be told is very similar to what Billy Madison is told after comparing the Industrial Revolution to the children’s book “The Puppy That Lost His Way”.

“”New York Giants, this season you have made us endure is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever witnessed. At no point in your pathetic, embarrassing attempt at winning football games were you even close to anything that could be considered a cohesive unit, instead you resembled a bad high school football team. Everyone in this fan base is now dumber for having watched this. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

And now the… The Trifecta’s

AP MVP — Jamaal Charles – Running Back – Kansas City Chiefs —- Say what you want about Peyton Manning and the records he broke this season. My vote goes to Charles. I never really appreciated how good he really was until I had to keep track of him every week due drafting him in fantasy this year, but this dude is a beast. A weapon in both the running and passing game, Charles is the epitome of a every down back, and playing in a limited offense where he is the main option makes this season for Charles even more impressive. Let’s just take a look at the raw numbers….

Touches — 329 (259 carries, 70 receptions)

Yards from scrimmage — 1980 yards (1,287 rushing, 693 receiving)

Touchdown — 19 (12 rushing, 7 receiving)

Now take into consideration who else Kansas City has on their offense. The Trifecta goes to Jamaal Charles.. and now the best of the rest…

AP MVPJamaal CharlesRunning BackKansas City Chiefs
AP Coach of the YearRon RiveraHead CoachCarolina Panthers
AP Offensive Player of the YearPeyton ManningQuarterbackDenver Broncos
AP Defensive Player of the YearLuke KuechlyMiddle LinebackerCarolina Panthers
Pepsi NFL Rookie of the YearEddie LacyRunning BackGreen Bay Packers
AP Offensive Rookie of the YearGiovani BernardRunning BackCincinnati Bengals
AP Defensive Rookie of the YearKiko AlonsoLinebackerBuffalo Bills
GMC Never Say Never Moment of the YearKenbrell ThompkinsWide ReceiverNew England Patriots
NFL.com Fantasy Player of the YearJosh GordonWide ReceiverCleveland Browns
FedEx Air Player of the YearPeyton ManningQuarterbackDenver Broncos
Walter Payton NFL Man of the Year AwardPhillip RiversQuarterbackSan Diego Chargers
AP Comeback Player of the YearLeSean McCoyRunning BackPhiladelphia Eagles
FedEx Ground Player of the YearJamaal CharlesRunning BackKansas City Chiefs
Bridgestone Play of the YearGiovani BernardRunning BackCincinnati Bengals
“Greatness on the Road” AwardJustin TuckerKickerBaltimore Ravens
Salute to Service AwardJared AllenDefensive EndMinnesota Vikings

 

FANTASY PLAYS — CHAMPIONSHIP OF BUST —

ONE OF THE BEST PARTS ABOUT FANTASY FOOTBALL IS WHEN YOU MAKE IT TO TITLE GAME AND ONE OF YOUR “BEST GOOD FRIENDS” IS STANDING THEIR TO GREET YOU — SUCH IS MY SITUATION THIS SUNDAY — MY COUSIN, WHO MIGHT AS WELL BE MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER IS MY ENEMY FOR THE DAY. MY TEAM IS KA-KAAAAW, HIS TEAM IS LETS MAKE LEMONADE …. HERE IS WHO WE GO TO WAR WITH!!….WHO YA GOT???

KA-KAAAAAW LETS MAKE LEMONADE
Stats
Player
Proj
Fan Pts
Pos
Pos
Fan Pts
Proj
Player
Stats
D. Brees NO – QB
32.95
QB
QB
QB
28.23
13.53
WR
WR
WR
13.31
A. Brown Pit – WR
14.28
WR
WR
WR
10.56
K. Allen SD – WR
14.78
RB
RB
RB
12.05
10.27
RB
RB
RB
17.05
9.41
TE
TE
TE
8.60
A. Green Cin – WR
13.75
W/T
W/T
W/T
10.13
8.58
W/R
W/R
W/R
12.16
4.58
W/R/T
W/R/T
W/R/T
11.09
9.00
K
K
K
8.01
Carolina Car – DEF
17.50
DEF
DEF
DEF
17.43
Miami Mia – DEF
148.63
0.00
Total
TOTAL
Total
0.00
148.62

 

PICKS OF THE WEEK —

TALK ABOUT SHITTING THE BED LAST WEEK — I WENT 0 – 5 – 1 LAST WEEK AFTER BEING HOT FOR 3 WEEKS STRAIGHT —
SEASON RECORD — 43 – 43 – 4 —
AT .500 WITH THE PLAYOFFS LOOMING — LEGGO!!!
RAMS +12 over the Seahawks — The Rams D is too good to be getting 12 points. This one is close to the wire.
Seahawks 23 Rams 20
PANTHERS -6.5 over the Falcons The Panthers should be able to run right through the Dirty Birds, as they average 126.1 yards per game on the ground and concede a mere 87.7 yards per contest to opposing running backs.
Panthers 24 Falcons 13
The other games I’d gamble on…if Christmas didn’t leave me broke…
Browns +7 over the Steelers — Steelers 23 Browns 21
Jets +6 over the Dolphins — Jets 17 Dolphins 16
Saints -12 over the Bucs — Saints 45 Bucs 21
Bengals -6.5 over the Ravens Bengals 27 Ravens 19
AND THE UPSET OF THE WEEK —
COWBOYS +6.5 over the Eagles — Home

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dog…back up QB…terrible defense…history of choking….everything here points to the Eagles right??? Well watch this shit…Kyle Orton goes off and the Cowboys, with-out Romo choking, win the divison…”OOOH THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL!!!!!”…isn’t it ironic…don’t ya think???

Cowboys 30 Eagles 28
I’m working on two more articles you should be keeping an eye out for about our beloved Big Blue…Look for “Dear Jerry“…and “Ode to Eli” in the coming week or so…
Happy New Years Bleed Big Bluers… Enjoy your weekend…be healthy, be happy and as always…Bleed Big Blue…
KA-KAAAAAW KA-KAAAAAAW KA-KAAAAAAAAW….HE EXCLAIMED WITH GREAT RELISH….

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